Kitchen Creative Pillows

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Chefs-R-Us

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lockdown casserole

Baloneystini

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

All-Candy Seder.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Blue Blazer Cocktail.