Kitchen Creatives Mugs

Never mix business and pleasure.

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Banana Midlife Crisis

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Canape?

In the DNA Kitchen

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Baloneystini

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Jeff's Smorgasbord

All-Candy Seder.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Picasso

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"