Whimsical Consumer T-Shirts

Lifestyles for sale!

But is it organic?

Today's special... donuts.

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Hissy-fits for sale.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Money Snowglobe

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

White Sale

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Moose-stache

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

Vegetarian taxidermy