Whimsical Consumer Mugs

Lifestyles for sale!

But is it organic?

Today's special... donuts.

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Seven deadly sins store

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Money Snowglobe

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Hissy-fits for sale.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

White Sale

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'So...They got you too..'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Moose-stache

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

Vegetarian taxidermy

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."