Playful Shopper T-Shirts

"Go ahead. I'm just waiting for my little brother to go around and pop back up."

'Hi, yourself.'

Supermarket trolley repairs

Man leaving a 'Sex Shop' with groceries in a bag shaped like a pair of breasts

"It's the only way I can get him to come shopping with me."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Jungle Stores.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"