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"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'