Sassy Shoes Lover T-Shirts

High heeled woman stepping on man's feet

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

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"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Whatever!

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'They're pinching my toes!'

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"