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Whatever!

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Disco Dancing

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Furniture from hell.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"In other words homogenius."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

Bell Bottoms

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

The Apis Dance Studio

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

'Sorry, I can't hear you because this jerk in front of me has a really crinkly wrapper.'

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'