Sassy Dancers Pillows

Whatever!

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Disco Dancing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Furniture from hell.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"In other words homogenius."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

Bell Bottoms

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

The Apis Dance Studio

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

'Sorry, I can't hear you because this jerk in front of me has a really crinkly wrapper.'

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

"Have your people get in touch with my people."