Sassy Serenader Pillows

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Caught in the Music

Love birds playing a guitar.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Whatever!

My Violinist Valentine

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

A masked man serenading

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Double bass in space

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

The Gong

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Furniture from hell.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitar.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Romance Music

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Serenading with a guitar

A man gesturing at the moon

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romantic music.

Chicken singing romantic songs

Ghost Playing Cello

"Could you keep it down please!"

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"If I were a carpenter"

Violinist on a Beach

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"In other words homogenius."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

Vampire Bassoonist