Sassy Communicator T-Shirts

"Have your people get in touch with my people."

"'Lone Wolf"? No babe, you've misread it: my online profile reads 'Love Wolf'!"

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Whatever!

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Communication

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Furniture from hell.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"In other words homogenius."

I think I have too many apps.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'