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"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Beware of God"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."