Sassy Shoes Lover Mugs

High heeled woman stepping on man's feet

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Whatever!

No Swimming Allowed

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

We stock ALL sizes...

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'They're pinching my toes!'

The Wedge Shoe at Work

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"