Sassy Shopper Gifts

"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

How would Madam like to pay?

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'