Humorist Shopper Gifts

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

White Sale

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Shop signs.

Great moments in shopping

Low income vampires.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Fresh milk - Self service

Mother Nature's Health Foods

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."