Humorist Shopper Mugs

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Jungle Stores.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"How much is the sign?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Low income vampires.

White Sale

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

Mail-Order Yard Sale

Fresh milk - Self service

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.