Shopper's Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"How much is the sign?"

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Great moments in shopping

Shop signs.

Low income vampires.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Self Checkout

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Fresh milk - Self service

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

Breakages must be paid for

"It's all business-to-business. We need some retail outlets."

Market items.

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

Bed, Bath & Younder

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?'

A new Walmart store will be built on this site.