Relaxed Shoppers Gifts

"Should we go to Target?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Mr. Clean Enough

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Drunk'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Thanks for house sitting!

Slowsave.

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

Beach days.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'