Casual Reader Pillows

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

Surgeon reads book entitled, 'Surgery for Dummies.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Newspaper

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

Reading For Dummies.

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Shallow End

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Oh, good, I can finish the article I started last year!"

Moral Values for Dummies

'So, read any good book lately?'

Sunday papers.

'It's not my fault. Everyone was always telling me to be myself.'

Books - As Seen on TV.

"Ted's a man of very simple tastes."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Rate this book: 3 stars out of 5."

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Life after death"

'The anti-Christ can't pick up a phone?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Ignorance and Bliss

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'The Big Kahuna!'