Casual Reader Pillows

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Newspaper

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

Reading For Dummies.

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Shallow End

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Oh, good, I can finish the article I started last year!"

Moral Values for Dummies

'So, read any good book lately?'

Sunday papers.

'It's not my fault. Everyone was always telling me to be myself.'

Books - As Seen on TV.

"Ted's a man of very simple tastes."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Rate this book: 3 stars out of 5."

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Life after death"

'The anti-Christ can't pick up a phone?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Hoodie