Urban Comedian Prints

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Tolerate thy neighbour

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Beggar Vendor.

Aggressive cyclist gets comeuppance on zebra crossing

Manhole Warning

"Extreme miming"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Cars.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Cook complaining to milkman

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Chugger

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

"It gets a lot of refracted light."