Urban Comedian Gifts

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Tolerate thy neighbour

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Beggar Vendor.

Aggressive cyclist gets comeuppance on zebra crossing

Manhole Warning

"Extreme miming"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Cars.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Cook complaining to milkman

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Gets A Job

Chugger

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."