Urban Comedy Lover Prints

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Woman hits a drummer with a rolling-pin

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Gardener attacked by plants.

UK border controls relaxed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."