Mobile Entertainer Pillows

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He does.'

Canape?

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Fur Baby

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Wife

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.