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'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Moulin Rouge Security

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

TV stage door

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

The Design Artiste

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Information Tightrope.

'The Final Merger'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Trump commissions song

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."