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'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Moulin Rouge Security

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Sid Sinatra.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

TV stage door

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Information Tightrope.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

The Design Artiste

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Trump commissions song

'And who are you wearing?'