Electronic Games Pillows

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Super Dog'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'How about a game of cards?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'