Quick Entertainment Seeker Pillows

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Champagne

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Television Readers.

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Cow Show Tunes

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Cord cutter

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Bloody hell!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

End the Winter Blues

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The First Fire Stick

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.