Quick Entertainment Seeker Gifts

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Champagne

A Guide to Balloon Animals

The Rooster Comedian.

Television Readers.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cow Show Tunes

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Cord cutter

"Bloody hell!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The First Fire Stick

"Walt Disney on ice."