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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"This next song is for you, in the blue dress with the idiot. Yes, you ..."

'Listen It's our tune...or is it mine and Nigel's,or mine and Kevin's, or...'

Comedy Corner.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"I demand a refund...I paid to see a stand up comedian!"

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

Glastonbury. After.

Zombie standup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Applause

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Free Bird!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Occupational Hazards.

Plum jam...

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'