Live Performances Gifts

Woody Shaw

The Who

"This next song's about pain."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Stage hand has cigars ready.

This next song's about multitasking. So, sit back, sing along, clap in time, light a candle, make a request, think of a loved one, give them a call and enjoy.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Live Elevator Music

rude singer

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

"Ahh. A request!"

Orchestra

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Plum jam...

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

Bruce Springsteen

Sir Elton John

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Rock & Roll

'The rabbit crapped in his hat.'

Band playing.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magic trick gone wrong.

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Eric Clapton.

Mick Jagger

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'They shouldn't let him perform if he has hiccups!'