Auditory Artist Gifts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

At the rock concert...

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Jazz is Invented

"Tong!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Music producers.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Recording Studio

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

The Scream Painting

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Gramophone Headphone

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"Try to smile a bit louder."