Accordion Artist Gifts

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Recording Studio

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Guitarist.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Armadillo playing accordion.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'