Accordion Artist Gifts

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

One-man band rehearsal.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

Ralph Stanley

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Recording Studio

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Ed Sheeran.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Armadillo playing accordion.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Guitarist.

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.