Accordionist Gifts

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

Natural Music

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"I know the organ is broken, but I was kind of hoping you knew how to play the guitar."

Accordion Player

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Cello Concert

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Edward Elgar.

The band.

One-man band rehearsal.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Red hot little combo

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

A 60's pop group

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

Recording Studio

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Keyboard in Heaven