Accordionist Prints

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

Natural Music

"I know the organ is broken, but I was kind of hoping you knew how to play the guitar."

Accordion Player

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Cello Concert

Edward Elgar.

The band.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Red hot little combo

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

A 60's pop group

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Recording Studio

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Keyboard in Heaven

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.