Accordion Aficionado Gifts

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

"So that's another show tune that sounds great on the accordion."

"How Cute! A Snow Man with an Accordion!"

"Five to ten years of bad accordion music...OMG!"

Playing the accordion in the nude can be tricky

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Accordian

Accordion Player

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"This is a stickup. I have an accordion and I'm not afraid to use it."

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

Musical Hydra

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

"I've been playing accordion ever since I could defend myself."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

"I couldn't sleep."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"Before you begin, let's come up with safe word I can say if I need you to stop."

"If you don't come clean, I'll turn you over to my partner."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"You can put your clothes on now."

Standards mugged

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.