Accordion Player Gifts

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Accordion

Accordion Duet

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Standards mugged

"If you don't come clean, I'll turn you over to my partner."

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"I've been playing accordion ever since I could defend myself."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Accordian

"Five to ten years of bad accordion music...OMG!"

Playing the accordion in the nude can be tricky

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Octopus on Keys.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Marine Band

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

Keyboard in Heaven

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Armadillo playing accordion.

Violinists.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing