Accordion Player T-Shirts

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Accordion

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

Accordion Duet

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Standards mugged

"If you don't come clean, I'll turn you over to my partner."

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"I've been playing accordion ever since I could defend myself."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Accordian

"Five to ten years of bad accordion music...OMG!"

Playing the accordion in the nude can be tricky

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Octopus on Keys.

One-man band rehearsal.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Marine Band

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Cellist wearing face mask.

Armadillo playing accordion.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.