Acoustic Sessions Mugs

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Tong!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Ralph Stanley

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Recording Studio

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

Ed Sheeran.

Guitarist.

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"Here's another depressing song about me."

'Was the flash too bright?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Tambourine.

'Bloody good idea!'