Art Studio Lover Mugs

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Use your imagination.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Framed Lady

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'