Backstage Aficionado Mugs

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

The Costumer Is Always Right

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"They're texting it in."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Bravo!