Stage Show Fan Pillows

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

Applause

Theatre Crowd

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ta Da!...

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Sheep striptease'.

The Land Before Mimes.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

And the die is cast!

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy