Stage Fanatic Pillows

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Reginald Bunthorne

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Performance In The Bedroom

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"