Theater Fanatic Gifts

Gladstone as Hamlet and the Pope as Ophelia

I turned up - where were you? Godot

"Our bad cop called in sick, so today we're going with good cop/bad community theater actor."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Out damn Spot

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Werewolves of London..."

Senta jumps into the sea

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'