Stage Persona Enthusiast Gifts

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Performance In The Bedroom

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location