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'Why are they all staring at me?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

"It's a play on words."

Scarpia from Tosca

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

A man taking a bow

Tower Hamlets

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A pretention of playwrights

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'