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"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ta Da!...

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!

"Those who can can, dance."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."