Stage Presence Aficionado Prints

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Tenors

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

An opera singer

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed