Dramatic Flair Chaser Prints

Silvio Berlusconi

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Hollywood or bust!

Windmill

Countess

Prosecco

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"It's fondue night!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

As Seen On TV

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Skinhead guppy.

Signing cage.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

The Death of Pierrot

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Where the wild things went."