Classical Comedian Mugs

Concerto for Two Horns

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Every class has one. . .

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

An amplified harp

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Musical Pipe

"Tip my boy."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

A family choir

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Three people playing on the same flute.

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Pull my finger.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Violinist and boot

'Uh...there's no medical reason why your ingrown toe-nail should interfere with that. . .'