Classical Art Comedian Mugs

Pull my finger.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"The Eggsorcist"

Fishing from the Pier

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Monet At Open Mic Night

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Concerto for Two Horns

My mind is like a steel trap, it's just a bit rusty.

Junk Art

Thinking about TV.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."