Artful Comedian Mugs

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

The Hand Puppet's Dinner

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Fishing from the Pier

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Bront?saurus.'

Gustav Holst

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"The last doggy bag."

"It's obviously an original."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."